🔥 Family BBQ: The RPG of Food, Feuds, and Full-Blown Chaos 🔥

Welcome to Family BBQ, the one-page RPG where the burgers are burnt, the opinions are unsolicited, and the drama is sizzling. Your goal? Survive the day without an adult screaming or someone sobbing into the potato salad. (No promises.)

Take on the role of someone here to "help" like the Perfectionist or someone just here to watch the chaos unfurl like the Troll. Figure out your own way to handle classic family archetypes like the rich, child-free wine aunt, the very gay cousin dodging weird questions, or the BBQ master dad guarding his grill like it’s Fort Knox. Face off against catastrophic events such as “One of the kids is gone” (they’ll turn up… probably), “Someone’s way too drunk” (again), and the ultimate nightmare: “Someone brought out Monopoly (Sudden Death Mode).”

Will you squash the beef—both literal and emotional—or will this BBQ go up in flames faster than Uncle Rick’s fourth attempt at lighting the grill? If you’re craving even more chaos, the expansion pack adds 20 more disastrous events to keep the drama fresh. Plus, both pages come in black and white for easy, drama-free printing. Grab some dice, your emotional baggage, and a plate of questionably seasoned ribs, and let the family fun begin!